He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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