Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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