everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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