he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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