If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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