Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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