Small penises have feelings too.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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