I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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