and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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