Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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