Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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