walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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