I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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