is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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