i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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