ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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