CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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