no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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