Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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