smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
420 ftw
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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