We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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