okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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