Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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