fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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