I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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