so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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