Nicole vs. Life
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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