Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
This is my gift to your gina
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
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