lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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