is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
