Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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