wat bout pragnant strippers??
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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