Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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