I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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