Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I'm always down for nudity.
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