he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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