Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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