oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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