You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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