ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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