To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
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So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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