Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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