I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
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