This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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