Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
This is my gift to your gina
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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