but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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