wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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