i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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