Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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