Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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