what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
